Erewhons $17 Smoothie Recipe

A $17 smoothie tends to raise eyebrows — and curiosity. When the Marianna Hewitt Erewhon smoothie started circulating, recreating that ultra-creamy, top-shelf blend at home became essential. The verdict? Genuinely delicious. Worth $17? That’s debatable. Worth blending at home for a fraction of the price? Absolutely.

This vegan copycat keeps the creamy, tropical-meets-berry vibe of the original, swaps collagen for clean-label, smooth almond + chickpea protein, and replaces Blue Majik with antioxidant-rich frozen blueberries. The result is a high-protein recipe that tastes indulgent but works beautifully as a healthy dessert or elevated easy snack.

Marianna Hewitt Erewhon Smoothie (Vegan Copycat)

Servings: 1
Prep Time: 5 minutes

Ingredients

• 1 cup unsweetened almond milk

• 1/2 scoop Wellious Vanilla Protein

• 1 tablespoon coconut cream

• 1/2 avocado

• 1 small frozen banana

• 3 frozen pineapple cubes

• 1 tablespoon almond butter

• 8 frozen blueberries

Instructions

1. Add all ingredients to a high-speed blender.

2. Pulse a few times to break up frozen fruit.

3. Blend until thick, smooth, and creamy.

4. Pour into a glass and enjoy immediately.

Optional: top with a drizzle of almond butter or a few extra blueberries for that Erewhon-style finish.

Why This Smoothie Actually Tastes “Top Shelf”

The richness comes from layers of healthy fats and fruit:

• Avocado + coconut cream = silky texture

• Banana + pineapple = natural sweetness

• Blueberries = subtle berry depth

• Almond butter = nutty balance

Replacing collagen with Wellious Vanilla keeps the smoothie fully plant-based while adding plant-based protein and fiber. The vanilla bean flavor blends seamlessly into the tropical base without overpowering it.

It’s thick. It’s creamy. It feels expensive — just not $17 expensive.

Nutrition Snapshot (Estimated, Whole Recipe)

Using unsweetened almond milk and 1/2 scoop Wellious Vanilla Protein:

• 420 calories

• 16g protein

• 32g carbs

• 9g fiber

• 28g healthy fats

Make It Your Own

Want it higher protein?
Use a full scoop of Wellious Vanilla for an extra boost.

Prefer it less sweet?
Use half a banana and add a few ice cubes.

Need it thicker?
Freeze the avocado chunks ahead of time.

Looking for a lower-fat option?
Reduce coconut cream to 1–2 teaspoons.

FAQs

Can this smoothie be made without banana?
Yes. Replace banana with extra frozen pineapple or a few ice cubes for thickness.

Is this considered a healthy dessert or a meal?
Because of the healthy fats and fiber, it works well as a light meal replacement or indulgent-tasting healthy dessert.

What makes this a high-protein recipe?
The addition of Wellious Real Vanilla boosts protein while keeping it plant-based.

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